Monday, March 28, 2011

IT Conversation

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
 
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
 
Husband: Bad command or file name.
 
Wife???: But I told you in the morning!
 
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
 
Wife???: What about my new TV?
 
Husband: Variable not found....
 
Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
 
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
 
Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
 
Husband: Too many parameter...
 
Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
 
Husband: Data type mismatch.
 
Wife???: You are useless.
 
Husband: It`s by Default.
 
Wife???: What about your Salary?
 
Husband: File in use... Try later.
 
Wife???: What is my value in the family.
 
Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: 

Beware before getting married to an IT pro.

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