Monday, August 8, 2011

Automotive Horror

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

1 comment:

  1. That's a good old one! I just read all of the posts on this page. I love this blog! I wasn't sure if I would, but by golly, I do! I like the one about Heaven, and it shows that you're not just a knee slapper, but can roll out sensitive thought-provoking gems too. My oldest will love this. She buys all the joke books she can.