As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
That's a good old one! I just read all of the posts on this page. I love this blog! I wasn't sure if I would, but by golly, I do! I like the one about Heaven, and it shows that you're not just a knee slapper, but can roll out sensitive thought-provoking gems too. My oldest will love this. She buys all the joke books she can.
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