In the middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt. It’s impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however.
They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they’ll be there in 20 minutes.
It’s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away.
"Aren’t you going to have a drink?" the doctor says.
"AFTER the police get here" replies the lawyer.
They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they’ll be there in 20 minutes.
It’s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away.
"Aren’t you going to have a drink?" the doctor says.
"AFTER the police get here" replies the lawyer.
Hi,
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Nice blog of yours and love the jokes you share!:)
Haha, that's great!
ReplyDeleteGood one! Clever lawyer.
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