IT Conversation

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
 

Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
 

Husband: Bad command or file name.
 

Wife???: But I told you in the morning!
 

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
 

Wife???: What about my new TV?
 

Husband: Variable not found....
 

Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
 

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
 

Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
 

Husband: Too many parameter...
 

Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
 

Husband: Data type mismatch.
 

Wife???: You are useless.
 

Husband: It`s by Default.
 

Wife???: What about your Salary?
 

Husband: File in use... Try later.
 

Wife???: What is my value in the family.
 

Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: 

Beware before getting married to an IT pro.