IT Conversation

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
 

Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
 

Husband: Bad command or file name.
 

Wife???: But I told you in the morning!
 

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
 

Wife???: What about my new TV?
 

Husband: Variable not found....
 

Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
 

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
 

Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
 

Husband: Too many parameter...
 

Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
 

Husband: Data type mismatch.
 

Wife???: You are useless.
 

Husband: It`s by Default.
 

Wife???: What about your Salary?
 

Husband: File in use... Try later.
 

Wife???: What is my value in the family.
 

Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: 

Beware before getting married to an IT pro.

Blonde Speaking To Psychiatrist

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"

Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."